That old, condemned house again.
I don't like the looks of the left leg, so I think I'll trim it down a little.
It's easy, see, just a little pressure right there, and a slice.
The problem there is that it's lopsided now, so I'll take a little from the right leg.
Hold these bones, sister, while I try to get this just perfect.
I'll have to do this side right-handed. The left hand won't reach around.
Dammit.
Guess I'll just have to do away with both legs below the knee, for balance. And a little off each thigh. The thighs have always been too thick.
I have no idea who clogged the bath tub.
I don't like the looks of the left leg, so I think I'll trim it down a little.
It's easy, see, just a little pressure right there, and a slice.
The problem there is that it's lopsided now, so I'll take a little from the right leg.
Hold these bones, sister, while I try to get this just perfect.
I'll have to do this side right-handed. The left hand won't reach around.
Dammit.
Guess I'll just have to do away with both legs below the knee, for balance. And a little off each thigh. The thighs have always been too thick.
I have no idea who clogged the bath tub.
I had a flashback to that silly Boxing Helena film because of this...
ReplyDeleteI haven't seen it, but I googled it, and it looked horrific. So I'll be watching it soon. :)
ReplyDeleteReminds me of the Saw movies, ewwww 😄
ReplyDeleteAnd all I could think of was the bathtub scene in Breaking Bad. Course, there was no need for trimming down the legs. :)
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