Showing posts with label hilarious. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hilarious. Show all posts

Thursday, May 2, 2013

Endless Pointing and Laughing

I hate the gym. This is the very last time I'll need to step foot in one EVER. Twenty five more minutes of this treadmill will set me free from sweaty pits and unwelcome ogling. Not that I'm anything to be looking at for long. Though I did catch one lady checking out my panty line once. I couldn't tell if she was repulsed or if she was thinking about going with that look herself.

I think mostly it's the women who judge one another in a place like this. She's skinnier than me. I'm skinnier than that one over there, and that lady in the hot pink only shows up every other week. She's not going to get an A like that. She never tries anything more strenuous than those exercise bikes for old people. You know the ones. They have backs on them so you can lean back and read a book while you're getting your heart rate up.

Those are the ones I should be on. I've got plenty of reading to do, but the fat, old ladies are hogging up all the lazy bikes!

Our teacher isn't even here today. Her son had some silly graduation thing going on. Somehow that seems important, so I'm going to let her slide, just this once.

The girl next to me is trying to read this as I type it. I think she's scared I'm going to lose my balance and wipe out on this thing. Psh...she should have been here last week. It was HILARIOUS! (for everybody but me.)