Sunday, August 3, 2014

100 Words: Stank

What is that smell?

It's like a dirty skunk and a musk ox fell in love and gave birth to a wet dog.

Seriously, it reeks.

It's worse than Matthew's socks, and if you've ever been within ten feet of Matthew's socks, you'd be handing me the flame thrower to ensure proper eradication of the offensive items.

I'll have to shut my bedroom door to keep from retching. Or maybe...maybe I'll shut her bedroom door instead.

It is my house after all. She's just a temporary freeloader moocher guest.

(I can't wait to have my house to myself again.)

5 comments:

  1. Whilst it is always a joy to see you post, it's unfortunate that is has to be about such...grotesque?...subject matter. Hope you're soon back to solitary living once more.

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    1. I hope so, too, but it has already been longer than originally anticipated.

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  2. What kind of smell are you referring to Nessa? Is it her perfume(s)? Can't be her socks, surely, girls don't stink :)

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    1. I have no idea what's causing the smell, but there's also a long streak of unidentifiable black sludge in the bottom of the bathtub. Gross.

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  3. Oh... gross. At least all the smells in my hose are related to me... and I can literally throw them into the shower and scrub them down myself if it gets really bad.

    I'll light yummy smelling candles and say some prayers for you. :)

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